The New York based Andrew Carnegie Foundation, the organization that originally lobbied for the spelling of difficult English language words, such as ‘colour’, to be simplified, has announced that they are to lobby for further simplification of the complete language by abolishing vowels. A spokesperson for the Foundation said: “Vwls r dffclt t s prprlynd by rmvngthmfrmllwrds n thlnggeths ppl whcrrntlystrggl t ndrstndhw t s thmwll n lngrfldsdvntgd.”